Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell yo to. No one has time for the rockstar bullshit. None of the techs backstage care if you are David Bowie or The Milkman.


When you act like a jerk, they are completely unimpressed with the infantile display that you might think comes with your dubious status.


They were there hours before you building the stage, and they will be there hours after you leave tearing it down. They should get your salary and you should get theirs.

— Henry Rollins

This is heaven. Store owners are kind enough to give you free posters if you purchase a lot of CDs or DVDs.

This is heaven. Store owners are kind enough to give you free posters if you purchase a lot of CDs or DVDs.

(Source: mybeautifulhangover)

GD: I think older sisters tend to hit their younger brothers a lot.
Maybee: Were you hit a lot too?
GD: I was hit a lot too.
K. Will: Oh really?
Maybe: Have you ever been hit with the joystick?
GD: Not the joystick. I was hit a lot by her feet. She kicked a lot.
Maybe: Noonas are often like this. With their feet, they are like, "Hey! Bring me the remote control. The remote control."
GD: Really?
Maybe: Has that happened to you before?
GD: And the little brothers, they always refuse at least once.
Maybe: Of course.
GD: Because they didn't listen, they get beaten up in the end.

Thank you for making me feel better. 

(Source: toptoptabi, via sarahtran0910)

Excuse the bad words, but I really have to let this out.

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TANGINA.

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